Jokes

Looking for a good laugh? Well the Bluecoats like to laugh as well! Here are a selection of some of their favourite jokes:

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
What do you call a film about a baby hen? A chick flick!

Why did the man put lipstick on his head? To make up his mind.

What music do geology teachers like? Rock.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

What’s an astronaut’s favourite food? Launch meat!

Did you hear about the man who dropped a PC on his foot? It megahertz!

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

What happened to the man who had a leak under his floor? He soon had a spring in his step.